"Hey, Chang! Wha-e be, dude?" "Hey, Kwong! Jus cheering out here, you know...re-raxing, sending out twenty-three thousand new emayo to all noth amerika! Woot! go me!" I gonna rip me some new porn and den hopefully I go down on myluck!" "What? why you gonna be down on yo luck? you sending out so much good happy feelings with all those emayo!?" "No seery! I mean, I have enough to hire protitute. Her name is Mai-Luk! L0LZ!"
And so it goes.
And now in recent weeks it's been all email from Russia! As many as 25 new "registrants" have appeared on my members pending activation in the couple of days. Every last one with a email address in Russia.
I can't bring myself to parody what I beleive this new group of losers do in the wee hours of their listless lives. ...they're probably watching re-runs of Miami Vice, or some other kind of American refuse on their communal televisions.
If asked why they do it I'm sure they would reply, "потому что есть" Translation: because it is there My translation: because I'm the gayest russian alive!
...annoying bastards. Every damn one of'em.
Ok, I've wasted 10 minutes from both our lives. I'll catch you guys later with my next ventive dissertation.
